PENIS FLY TRAP

 
GOODBYE SLIDE RULE
 
free will, damn fate, a chance to win all time
iambic pentameter wins a beer
stumble forward to the starting line, bang

let's hear it for embalming fluid, yeah
goodbye slide rule, goodbye slide rule

either way I win, I win when I lose
tenacity and a final salute
drink the sweet waters of evolution
you're a random piece of bio-puss

embalming fluid is number one
embalming fluid is lots of fun
embalming fluid, fill 'er up
tough if you don't have it, say hello to worms!

bring on the higher forms of life, please do
bring on the part with the frosted mug
bring on the beer, drink up, die happy
but never make fun of another man's beer

think it again, think it again, bang bang
think it again, think it again, bang bang
think it again, think it again, bang bang
think it again, think it again, bang bang
think it again!


PENIS FLY TRAP